Disclaimer-o-rama!
No, that's not quite
it...
Disclaimer-o-matic
Nope, not that,
either...
Discount Disclaimers,
Inc.
Better. On to the
legalese...
Technically, this is our Warnings,
Disclaimers, and Warranty Page.
WARNING Nummert
Eins (#1): These pages contain descriptions of love and affection
between two young men. That's right. Non-platonic,
kiss-me-on-the-mouth-you-handsome-thing-you -type love and affection,
also known as 'homosexual relationships', 'homoerotic (insert babble
here)' and 'm/m relationships'. If this isn't -your- cup of
tea, please stick to the Interludes, which are pretty much stand-alones that don't
require much knowledge of TSLC. Or better yet, just go
away all together and come back when
you're a little more prepared to handle such things.
Warning Fragment 1a: All m/m activity is fairly non-graphic in nature.
SL27 and 35 get R ratings for explicitness, the rest are PG - PG13.
I am of the opinion that our pages are for those 16 and up, depending on
the reader's maturity level.
WARNING Numero Dos (#2): There is a _lot_ of the
aforementioned love and affection. We're at a loss to explain it, as
it wasn't any of _our_ ideas to turn this into some romance novel...
Fortunately, it's leavened with a touch angst, anger,
misunderstandings of a minor nature, and militant cultists.
DISCLAIMER THE FIRST: This is a work of fiction. All characters and
events, no matter how real in the creator's mind, are completely
fictional. We made them all up... (Well, almost all of them, but
that's covered in the second disclaimer.) Any resemblance to anyone,
living or dead, is completely coincedental. Really.
DISCLAIMER THE SECOND: If you happen to recognize anyone (fictional
people, of course), we merely borrowed them for a little fun and
fresh air. We fed them lunch and returned them unharmed. On top of
that, we're not making a red cent off them, and IF this ever becomes
a published work, they'll quite probably be replaced/removed. Their
presence would not even be _alluded_ to in any of the press, if this
pipedream ever becomes a reality.
Please Don't Sue.
WARRANTY: This warranty is
good for whatever length of time it takes for you to read this and
related pages. It does not cover eyestrain, computer malfunctions, or
sudden cases of the hiccups. It's also not good for much more than a
few weak chuckles. Thanks for reading!
Oh, yes. Everything
contained in this and related pages is copyrighted by its respective
creators, 1995 - 1998, all rights reserved.
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(Updated 4|17|98)